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2 : Subject Statement
No. 2 (The Edited version - never mind) |
English |
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| I like English.
Its the third language if you like. We write storys. I wrote a 54
page story and it took 3 weeks to do in rough. To this day I ain't
finished the neat one. Oh well, What a pity! |
Mathematics |
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| Maths OK I suppose
I can count which is a good thing and add up. Here is part of my brilliance
: 1+1=2 2+1=3 3+1=4 etc good eh? |
Science |
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| I don't mind
science. I hate doing practicals sometimes because of Paul Skelly.
He's El dippo-sticko, know what I mean. When he's off its okay, I
work with Quale or Smith, or Quale and Smith. |
French |
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| People who come
from France speak French (Well your not exactly gunna speak Welsh,
are ya?) If Britain hadnt helped France defeat Germany in WWII (History)
we'd have to German (see below) and no French. The lesson is
Okay I suppose. France has 4 F1 world Champions with Alain Prost compared
to 2 from Michael Schumacher for Germany. |
German |
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| I don't like
German. I hate it. If we had a choice of second language to French
it would be Spanish. You have to learn it. But whats the point?
We might as well be doing Italian, Dutch and Antarctician too! |
Geography |
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| To be an F1
driver you need Geography. Why, I hear you mumble under your cup of
tea? 'Cause you travel the world and you have to find the circuits
and If you can't read maps you'll be stuck at the airport. You might
not even be able to find the nearest phone box. I've missed the geographical
point havent I? (see drama) Geography is okay I suppose. |
History |
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| History's ok
I suppose. If you had a choice of what history you could learn I would
learn the history of F1. We did WWII and Slaves. I aint doing history
next year. |
Art |
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| I like art.
I like drawing. I usually draw cars or whatever. I like drawing cars
because cars is what I like to draw. |
Games / Physical
Education |
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| I like P.E.
I like swimming, softball, football, cricket and badminton. I don't
like gymnastics, netball (ive didnt do that), basketball. One reason
why I like P.E. Is because we get to run around alot. |
Drama |
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| Drama's ok I
suppose. People always talk about drama "Drama" "Drama"
I've got a video (F1 95 review) that says drama he says: "The
cars set off on the formation lap and Drama" because pole man
D. Coulthard had spun. I suppose you'll say I've totally missed the
point on drama but I don't know what to say. |
Music |
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I don't like
music. I hate it. This year we havn't been able to la our eyes out
but we got to bang the keyboards to bits (or rather my fingers) and
listen our eardrums out to music.
P.S. I like listening to some music like Du - - Du -- Du - (Not Take
That kind of music - my choice O.K.?) |
Religious
Education |
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| In R.E. we do
Religious stuff. Hence the title of the lesson. We are in a group
of me, oz, Rhyno (Ryan), Robert and Gavin. Us lot call the group "Us
Lot" - pretty catchy eh? |
Information
Technology |
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| I like I.T.
I.T. is my favourite subject. I like banging about on keyboards. Its
the only single lesson (Music, RE, Art, Drama, Tutorial I'm with my
form) that I'm not with my form I'm with C8. Unless you could Death
Skills or P.S.E. We've done this and that I like I.T. I know I said
that before but I like I.T. so bad I feel I should say it again. |
Technology |
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| Technology's
O.K. I like graphics. I hate making things and I don't like sewing.
When they call it Technology it doesn't always mean what its called.
There is lots of Technology in F1 but we're not exactly making, drawing
or designing cars are we? |
Tutorial |
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Tutorials
alright. Its the assemblies, writing, doing boreing stuff and the
teacher that I don't like. Mrs Wildes our form tutor (!) but she
never listens to us. She sets us boreing work. I'd rather be playing
golf. There are four (or five) nice girls in my form.
I'M IN YR 9 NOW! (or I was when I was writing
this out - by the time you read it I'll be in yr 10 or 11 or left
school)
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